すべらない話|中川パラダイス「クラスのマドンナ・金沢さん」

※人志松本のすべらない話 2014年1月11日放送分より

人志松本のすべらない話10周年突入スペシャル。

歴代MVSが全員集合し、
すべらない話を披露する。

中川パラダイス(ウーマンラッシュアワー)のすべらない話
「クラスのマドンナ・金沢さん」

中川パラダイスが、
クラスのマドンナ・金沢さん」について語る。

中川パラダイスが小学校3年生の時の話である。

同じクラスに金沢さんという、
クラスのマドンナ的な存在がいて、
中川パラダイスはめちゃくちゃその子が好きだったという。

そして、
小学校3年生の時なので、
中川パラダイスは放課後教室に入り込み、
金沢さんの水着を借り、
教室で眺めていたという。

だんだん見ているだけでは満足出来なくなり、
金沢さんの水着を着用してみた。

中川パラダイスは、
更に金沢さんの笛(リコーダー)まで借り、
それを吹き鳴らしながら、
教室をウロウロしていたという。

中川パラダイスはテンションが高くなり、
笛(リコーダー)の音もかなり大きくなっていた。

その音が最高潮に達した時に、
教室のドアがガラガラっと開き、
一番怖い先生が入ってきた。

先生はすかさず、
中川パラダイスを怒鳴りつけた。

中川パラダイスは、
水着を着用したまま、
廊下に正座させられ、
この先生から説教を受けた。

その説教を受けている時に、
窓越しに、
金沢さんにその様子を目撃されてしまった。

中川パラダイスは、
人生終わった。」と感じ、
テンパり過ぎて、
泡を吹いて倒れてしまった。

先生は自分の説教で、
中川パラダイスが倒れたものだから、
非常に焦り、
おい!大丈夫か金沢ぁあああ!
水着に書かれた名前で、
中川パラダイスの事を呼んだ。

レビュー

人志松本のすべらない話」の過去放送回は、
DVDにまとめられていおります。

そして今回の話ですが、
この話が事実だとするならば、
当の金沢さんはどういう心持ちで、
この番組を見たのでしょうか。

この話を聞いて、
中川パラダイスさんのことを、
嫌いになった人もいるかもしれませんね。

しかし人には誰しも、
闇歴史と呼べるような、
赤面したくなる過去があるもの。

若気の至りだと思って、
笑って看過してあげてください。

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